Slimming, Stories, and Tofurky

In accordance with my slimming plan, I started the Fat Smash Diet (as seen on reality TV, "Celebrity Fit Club") and after the 9 day detox, I lost 4 pounds and felt better than I had in a long, long time. Day 10 was a bit of a fail because it was birthday treat day at work and I was the only April Baby...I only had a small spoonful of a couple "bad" things like cake. But then a friend gave me 1/2 a loaf of raspberry rozek. This is a Slovak pastry that I LOVE and only have once a year so yeah, that rozek is no more. It has ceased to be. But, I'm back on the eating well train and am about to hit the gym. Gotta keep moving forward!

In writerly news, my tale "All Fun and Games" will appear in the forthcoming anthology Made You Flinch--Again! and (as of right now) holds the first spot in the table of contents. This gets me all sorts of excited and squealy. I've also seen the cover for the upcoming Groanology: Amusing Monster Mash-ups Unleashed and it is amazing! Lee Hartnup (Goatboy) is such a talented artist. Have a look for yourself.

Finally, I'm looking forward to Easter so I can see my family, share some laughs and eat me some Tofurky. There's something about that adorable ball of fake meat and rice stuffing that just makes me smile. I'm thinking of making bunny ears for it...could be adorable.

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My Submission for Needle's Flash Fiction Challenge

"Gone Fishing" Copyright 2010 by Carey Burns Prissy jumped down from Veronica's lap and skittered to the front of the fishing boat, her paws on the side rail as she barked at the kids fishing on the shoreline. "Von, will you keep that ratty dog quiet? She's scaring away the fish." Sam reeled in his slack line, wishing he would have left her and that damn dog of hers at home instead of letting her weasel her way into his fishing trip with Bailey. Baily Evers was the only reason Von had any interest in fishing and she flirted with him mercilessly in the truck and for the first hour on the lake until Sam told her to shut her silly mouth. Since then Veronica sat sulking with Prissy whimpering in her arms. Bailey chuckled. "Maybe we can hang ol' Pris over the edge and see if there really are barracuda in this lake." He tilted back his Dodgers' cap and wiped the sweat from his brow, squinting as he stared off across the lake. "Should we

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